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Sunday, June 28, 2009
Just for laughs...1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat – use the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you’ll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember – everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 9. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem. and sometimes the world just seem so cold.. (den wear more clothings right?) Labels: Interesting reads
Saturday, August 23, 2008
okay..lemme share with u 2 funny bus encounter i met this week...*notice: it would be a long post..you can skip to the second encounter..first one might be boring* 1st bus encounter i was on 147 till i reached my stop.. there was this pair of couple behind me..nothing special..just some..typical couple.. they were still on the bus when i got off.. and i did a long detour back home by takin 74... when i got on, i saw the SAME couple on the bus again!!! and they have absolutely no reason to do that.. why would the couple wanna spend time with each other just to take random long boring rides?? its like...freaking bo liao la!!! and for a moment i tot why they stalk me.. OH!! OUT OF THE SUDDEN..I REMEMBERED MY NEOPETS USERNAME!!! freko90 i tink.. 2nd bus encounter(i prefer this) i rmb there was an incident.. during sec 2 i guess..went with shaun to study at holland.. so we took 106 there happily..and im sure 106 goes to holland back then!! im not tt stupid(wait..better not say too early) but im not sure where to alight..so we waited till the bus pass holland v then head back.. and the next stop after passing holland v is lyk super duper far!!! i dare to say more than 400m.. cant even see a tiny bit of holland v from there!!! okay..im a street noob back then.. and guess wat?? the same thing happen ytd..when i was taking 106(this time much more wise)!! it din happen to me!!! it happen to a guy and a girl..i overheard their conversation.. i was sitting behind them..okay..scenario.. *when bus reaches the RIGHT stop* G:i think we should alight here B:i dont think so..i think there's another stop in front G:i seriously think this is the right stop B:believe me.. i wanted to say..believe you ur head ah.. i was laughing my ass off deep in my heart..hoping to see a gd self-pwn situation.. wahahaha..okay..im super duper bad.. so the bus proceeded on.. and the bus slowly got further away from the destination.. so the guy got nervous(yes..i know how it felt lyk..years ago)..and the girl on the other hand..pek chek!!! G:i thought you say you know B:i was right blah blah blah(he was just trying to find an excuse to make him feel better..) G:you were just half right and TADDAA!!!!! SELF PWN!!!! they reached the far-away stop still lookin worried... wahahaha.. cmon everybody!!! lets do some laughin exercise.. HAHAHA...HEEHAHAHA...WAHAHAHA.. actually i knew tt they were unsure of the stop..but i chose not to help.. firstly, i was listening to the music(i mute it till they left) secondly, i shouldnt be too kpo. thirdly, i dun feel lyk helping and most impttly, i wanna see a self pwn scenario!!! FYI..they were around my age..and not some sec 2 kid.. so tt gives me more reason to....LAUGH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA okay...i'm a meanie today.. at least im a happy meanie!!! are you?? Labels: Interesting reads
Friday, June 06, 2008
lol..take a look at this..UK Office of Government Commerce have rebrand their logo not long ago..to this..  and something is really wrong with the logo..whats wrong?? i tink its self explanatory..yes...you can ROFL if you want to.. the funny thing is that this logo is meant to be very formal..yet...................okok..shhh.. anw they dispose this logo alr... Labels: Interesting reads
Friday, May 30, 2008
mayb i shud just play some simple game and stay in the virtual world..at least i'm not a loser there...  look!! i'm a hero!! okay..im just bored.. Labels: Interesting reads
Sunday, May 18, 2008
k..since i have nthng to do while waitin for my bro, i shall update..err..okay..went to esmonde hse today for meet up session with es,sha,hy,shrek and sy today... guess wat we did?? we played pictionary..was super duper fun.. i urge you guys play it with your frens.. To play our version of Pictionary, please prepare: Some Mahjong papers Some markers Some random secondary sch txtbooks A stop watch Something to hold the paper upright such that everyone has view of it And a few bo liao people.. How to play: 1. Divide the group of bo liao people into teams. 2. The team who start first chooses a book 3. The opponent then chooses a term/word from the book and tells the drawer-person who draws 4. The drawer is given time to think before he starts drawing 5. Each round of drawing+guessing only consist of 2:30 minutes 6. If the team succeed in guessing the term/word within the time,they'll score a point. If they fail,they dont. 7. The team then switches role and repeat step 2 onwards oh..and FYI...we divided ourselves by gender.. and we guys totally thrashed the girls(w/o sy..she left early).. woohoo!!! ok..end of post.. Labels: Interesting reads
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
man utd has book a place in the Champions league final (:oh..and while i was watchin the 2nd half of the match..lots of ants came to my computer desk and i din know what they were doin till the match ended.. they're lyk catchin the match la!!! why wud i tink this way?? cause..straight away the match ended..the whole lot of them went disperse.. but hey!!! they din pay me for allowin them to watch this exciting match.. no wonder they ran so quickly when i looked at them.. grrr... there're still a few ants on the desk right now..and i tink they're barcelona fans.. they looked sad upon exiting.. okay..off to slp.. long day ahead.. Labels: Interesting reads
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Do you know the guy who does nothing but bad things and wonder why his life sucks?Well,thats me.Everytime some good happen to me, some bad was always waiting around the corner. Karma. Thats when i realise that i had to change.blah blah blah tts the start of every episode of My Name is Earl. had been watchin it since 2 days ago. stupid but funny. ytd was 29 feb..a rare day..it only comes every 4 years..just lyk world cup.. probably the difference lies in the fact that no one really cares abt the former whereas world cup is a big deal to alot of ppl(mostly soccer fanatics).. i wonder if singapore wud make it to world cup 2010..it's singapore goal to get into world cup by 2010..or did i rmb wrongly.. wait wait..i shud be more concern of the escape of the JI leader rather than this 0.5% possible dream.. wonder how he escape..came across this picture rather interestin regardin this issue..
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
lol.. by passers..here's some funny quotes to share.. (jontg)Man,my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z (jontg)wait, shit (nes)lol (nes)I download something from Napster (nes)And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done (nes)I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" (nes)"getting my song back fucker" (i8b4uunderground)d-_-b (bonynomore)how u make that inverted b? (bonynomore)wait (bonynomore)never mind (mage)what should I give sister for unzipping? (kevyn)Um. Ten bucks? (mage)no I mean like, WinZip? (th3no0b)Im going to be the next hitler (th3no0b)Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown (rageagainsttheamish)why the clown (th3no0b)See? no one cares about the jews (sui88)67% of girls are stupid (v-girl)i belong with the other 13% (raven)I tried setting my hotmail password to penis. (raven)It said my password wasn't long enough. :( (masterg)..................................................................... .................................. (judas)where's pacman when you need him? so stupid..lol. Labels: Interesting reads
Friday, November 16, 2007
sometimes in life..ur best companion would be yourself..especially when life gets gloomy... got my econs results today...wasnt up to my expectation...okay..can call me stupid if you want to.. seen some comics strip which kind of lighten up my mood a lil..okok..maybe i shud try postin here..     for clearer view..just click on the pic..sorr for the blurry pics...cant help it.. hope this will bring a smile to you to..staying happy is the way of life (: bah...i'm still kind of moody.. Labels: Interesting reads
Saturday, March 10, 2007
yay!! i got in my 1st choice(accountancy-singapore poly)...wanted to appeal for jc after i got the postin results..but decided not to..haha.kindda afraid tt all my frens drifted away frm me.. ): BUT LIFE STILL GOES ON!! STAY GAY PPL!! caught "The pursuit of happyness" wif es and hy on tuesday..quite a touchin movie..the boy in the movie is lyk so cute la..how i wish i cud have a kid lyk him..a kid wif afro head (: ..but a grown-up wif afro head ): last week watched "letters of Iwo Jima"..rather boring..total senseless waste of human life and money..lolx..ate fish & co after tt...argh..i'm broke!! have been playin online mahjong and dai dee these few days..it's suppose entertain me..but always ending up frustrated..cuz i keep losin..argh..i nid sumone to help me cheat online mahjong..lolx..help!! oh..and i love slackin at home (: waiting for my supper (: hope this'll make me easily fat..oh..i've gain 1.5 kg!! *claps for myself* yay.i love myself...(: got a joke to share (juz for laughs,no offence)- One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, "Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, " No, I am Banta Singh." Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up tohim and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!" STAY GAY PPL!! Labels: Interesting reads |
