Life doesnt have a reset button.



Monday, May 31, 2010

There's another sad story..

A bunch of korean girls that grew up in an American cult society...
Due to their exposure to and their passion on the western culture, they sumhow wished that one day, they'll be an authenic american.

ten years later, they decided to get a pair of Caucasian Leg.
and the day before they went for their surgery, they made this song...

Ang moh leg, ang moh leg moh leg moh leh, ang moh leg, nan neomu yeppeo





SEE!! THEY'RE DAMN EXCITED~~~ they even made Music Video regarding how glad they are!


so ppl..STOP ASKING ME WHATS ANG MOH LEG!!


Saturday, May 29, 2010

hoho.went for steamboat at es house ytd..was a real fun session + gathering.
but sadly i was too tired to enjoy that much..


haha..damn fun, especially the pictionary..so lame,so fun..

and hopefully there's another such gathering soon.im so so gonna plan it!!

DONT REJECT ME HOR!!!


oh ya! so glad that i finally have a decent break from the workholic life..


and today's just a stay at home session..hmmm.almost 2 months since i ever stayed at home for the whole day.


SHIOK! no one will uds how much i love this house of mine..

why do i love my house?


1) My cousin stays just above me..and we use to transfer items by using this basket attached by this string that somehow din snap no matter hw..

we would just lower the basket out of the window..hahaha.cool hor!!

There's this period of time whereby we even use the same internet connection..
i mean like..using 1 broadband for 2 household..and you can even see our LAN cable outside of the house.hohoho. (yes lan cable, wireless din exist at tt time)

tell u guys a secret...at times when my bro/i feel the internet lagness, we would plug out the wire..hahaha~

2) My grandma + cousin + nephew + niece stays 11 storey down..at the same block.

my bros and cousins(who live above me) would get down and settle our dinner.. and there's always this chitchat session/gossip session to socialise.

and currently i hate the gossip session cause they're gossiping abt me and assume things that they dun uds! BLEH!

oh and just few days back my nephew fought in school, 1 vs 7 okay!
MINI IPMAN SPOTTED!

oh no!!
im only at point 2..
prolly i should stop here.

Q: Which cartoon/anime character always enjoy helping ppl?

A: Doraemon, he likes to 伸出圆手..

Q: Why din Doraemon help out this guy who shouted for help in a trapped room?

A: Doraemon doesnt have ears to hear his SOS request.


Thursday, May 27, 2010

Hmmm...

there's this sad story about this korean girl.

she actually went for plastic surgery on her eyes.

and there's this major misharp in which she have to interchange her eyes with someone else.

upon listening to the doctor's opinion,

she felt damn upset that she have to give up her very own set of eyes in exchange with someone else.

so she made this song..


I WANT NOBODY NOBODY'S BAK CHIU!!
I WANT NOBODY NOBODY'S BAK CHIU!!!


(fyi bak chiu means eyes)


LAWL!


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

what if i say i miss my Poly life..

DAC 05!!!

okay nothing.


Tuesday, May 25, 2010

haro haro! has been quite some time since i rant

And those that believe that academic = success, dont be a dumbass!


Luck and opportunity is what matters in this world.just becuz life is unfair, as long as you're in a well-to-do family, you can simply get everything you want w/o slogging so much.

im a unlucky fellow )):

oh ya..im considering of puttin braces on.
how how how?!?!

all thanks to my cousin,Jolyn and that mid-age auntie i saw on Sunday who doesnt feel too old for braces.


Q:Why is Tigger always so dirty?

A: Cause he always play with Poo(h)


Sunday, May 16, 2010

luffs..almost forgotten to blog before i go slp.

life has been the same routine everyday.
wakin up at 8+ and goin to work with my 2nd bro.

work work work..and back home.

nthng special..thats for the weekend.

except that Wed was my 1st lesson with Jolyn..and of cuz it means more fun in attending the course.

and met Jessie and Marcus for dinner ytd..had my virgin ride on a convertible..cool.
actually not true..i rmb i took a convertible when i was quite young..the convertible was quite spacious.
and once it starts to rain, everyone would start helpin out in setting the cover up.. up till now i still dun uds why i was still drenched despite havin the shelter totally setup "nicely"
i din enjoy my first THAT "convertible" ride but definitely enjoyed marcus' convertible ride.
btw the vehicle that i took when i was young was very different from the one i took ytd.and it looked something lyk the one below.

and of cuz enjoyed myself ytd..mainly becuz of the very bit of time that i squeezed out to meet up with them.

argh..there's still work tml..

Q:You know what's worse than standing for 8 hours?!?!

A:Standing for 9 hours!! )):


Wednesday, May 05, 2010

LUFFS!


today is 13th consecutive day of work..prolly its the number 13 that explains my not-so-good luck for today.


1) Took bus to cwp..and of all the seats, i choose one that leaks water droplets.

2) Stupid car almost banged me down..it was a green man and he turn in w/o botherin my existence.wth.at high speed somemore.

3) Otw home, while transferring train at Jurong east, i actually exited the wrong way..damn!


if u analyse closely enough, you'll realise that its not my luck tts givin me prob..

IM THE PROB!!

haha!

makan+chit chat session ytd was great, with es comin back from tw.
plus es gt lyk hooked on to snsd.

and of cuz today's I P Man movie outing with zm hoong nigel n wg.
but this time I P man doesnt have any quote thats worth remembering.
the previous time was...我要打十个!!

oh ya..

Guess everyone would notice the reserved seats signs on the train.

but did you realise??





These seats are for those who are:

1) Elderlys (Top left)

2) Pregnant woman (Top right)

3) Those who are handicapped/injured (Bottom Right)

LAST AND NOT LEAST..

4) Paedophiles!!!

LUFFS!!!


Monday, May 03, 2010

emo genes, emo genes..get off me.

"how are you?" prolly the toughest tongue twister that i'll never succeed to pronounce out, or should i say in front of you?

even if i manage to brave those words out, highly doubt there'll be another string of words after tt.

pulling a wide artificial smile with the terrible lump in your throat that eventually chokes you.


perhaps the only thing i can do now is being a keyboard warrior and fight!

我要打十个!
*abish! hooya! heeeeeyak!*


Q:一个胖子从十楼跳下来,变成什么?

A:死胖子!!


Sunday, May 02, 2010

Life these few days is...

Tyred
&



Exhausted


gosh.
charles hwaiting!!!