Life doesnt have a reset button.



Tuesday, April 27, 2010

hello!!

yea..have been MIA-ing since dno when..
blame it on work..

have been working and working non-stop.
and there's a high probability that i've to work 7days per week...
means i will only have my first day off during 1st june..

and after that im gonna be jobless!!
haha.even my weekend job ends by the end of may.

yea..im v chiong rite! need to earn $$.

but life is kinda okay for me now =D

must really thank GOH JIAZHI for my current job.thank you la hor!
haha.


and this job is kinda tailored to me.
1) There's direct bus from my house (with no mrt nearby)
2) I can go work with my bro since he alights the same stop as me.
3) Lunch time is..OTOT..own time own target-which i really like
4) Love the ambience
5) I have my "own" table

hmm..just lacks music...hehe.

and of course YITHOONG for introducing the motorola milestone promoter job.and i love it.
shall blog abt this amazing phone soon.LOL!




wa..but im beginning to feel that life actually sucks...especially when there's no one to share with.

if my mum ever reads my blog, she'll cfm say..
"xiong ah!! share with mum lo!! rmb ah..ur money also must share hor...u noe hor..[just continues and continues]"

and i'll reply.
"MUM!!! not that kind of maternal-son sharing la!!"
"aisshhhhh" (yea..im kinda under korean's influence..they'll usually aiiisshhh when they're fed up)



Conversation with colours
I hear phone Green Green, then I Pink up the phone and say Yellow, Blues that? White did you say, oh wrong number, don't Purplely disturb people and don't call black again ok?


Friday, April 16, 2010

Food for thought: Those that made big in their lives are actually those that have no "life".

In fact they do the same thing repetitively till the point that they're damn good at it, earning big bucks.


so dun ever look down on no lifers! unless you foresee they're just a loser..
haha! noob!

k la k la.. for those losers out there, dont give up!
rmb this quote:
Winners never quit, quitters never win. Those that never quit and never win, they're just losers who's extremely idiotic.
HAHA! damage X 999!!!

but i sounded lyk one...damn!

okay.im lazy for jokes.
simple one.

Q: What did Batman shout when he fell from 16 feet above ground level?

A: Painful sia!


Tuesday, April 13, 2010

sorry la!

have been busy with work these few days..din really have the time/energy to blog.

anw, finished Down with Love drama using only 4 days..chionged the show lyk crazy.
and its damn nice, probably better than the hai pai tian xin.

just a short post.
haha.


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmad
Ahmad who?
Ahmad.....get set..... GO!!!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
WATER FUCK ARE YOU DOING AT MY BLOG?!


Thursday, April 08, 2010

hello peeps!

Mutton Soup Hunt
did something "cool" on monday..

i actually travelled ALL THE WAY from my hse to old airport road[near kallang] to satisfy my mutton soup craving with me,myself and i.

(for your info, old airport road is a food centre that has lots of nice foods w nice reviews)


You: alone?!
Me: ya, shuddup you! sometimes its better to be alone, can do wateva i want.

UNCLE AH! 羊什汤 + 饭!

look at the soup, damn clear!

okay lets tuck in!

and its kinda nice! But the mutton smell is kinda strong and you may not like it as much as i do.

WA!!!
JIAK KA BA BA!! damn full!

but something's just missing..

felt lyk havin dessert or something.and soya milk with pearls was my choice.




NICE!!! THUMBS UP!

went to meet es who's coincidentally near kallang also.
headed down to bugis and then back home.


hmm..my niece is darn pro..can whistle at the age of barely 2..
click to view the video..


can you?!



okay here comes the best part(probably) of the post.
this post is all abt food! =D

Okay,basically this yew mee ah, offended the Pau gang. And the Pau gang swear to whack yew mee whenever they see him.

So this Pau gang was shopping at orchard, and at the sight of maggi mee(yew mee's neighbour), they started whacking him.

In the midst of the wallop,
Maggi mee shouted : 认错面了!为什么打我?!(I think you got the wrong person!)
Pau member replied : 不要以为你把头发烫卷了我就不认得你!(I'll still recognise you despite your permed hair, dont even think of gettin away with it!)

~10 minutes later~

Yew mee brought the Fork family to the scene.
and guess what?!
叉杀包


Saturday, April 03, 2010

hmm..first day of work.













what are u waiting for?? isnt it clear enough? first day of work = NOTHING special.

haha!


hmm..got my haircut ytd and this idiotic lady "ruin" my hair..
not exactly ruin, but just didnt like it.

and she actually thought im a secondary sch student! WTH!!
eh..ppl alr graduate from POLY liao leh!!

should i be happy that i look young? or should i be furious that she thinks im childish?

lagi like Vegetable Bao..having mixed feeling.haha.okok.
i should end the post with the Bao series joke.



Q1: Charsiew pau(CSP) caught a saddening movie with Man Tou. CSP cried but why didnt Man Tou cry?

A1: Cause CSP has feelings whereas Man Tou does not.


Q2: CSP caught a saddening movie with Dua Pau. CSP cried but Dua Pau cried even more. Why is this so?

A2: Da Pau has more feelings.


Q3: CSP caught a saddening movie with Chicken Pau. Why didnt CSP cry?

A3: eh hello!!! CSP watch 3 times alr eh!! still will cry meh?!


Q4: CSP caught a saddening movie with 3 Lotus Bun buddies. Why did CSP cry and ran away?

A4: Cause i just ate the 3 Lotus Bun(really). But dun worry, i manage to nab him back, it's now in the freezer. =D mayb tml he and his family is next! hohoho!


Friday, April 02, 2010

hmm..saw this supperclub event featuring what "A loose getaway"
just felt lyk sayin this.
the description seriously darn stupid...what loose getaway, go there and make urself a loose person.
apparently lots of ppl are willing to do that.lol.
hate me or not, i dun care..

there's ALOT of desparados out there clubbing..hopin to get their catch. and girls apparently are that dumb to fall into that..

hmm..probably im generalising..
but there seriously ARE such grps of ppl..

of course there are groups of ppl who really goes to that place to enjoy the dancin and the music (getting a life lyk some idiots may say) and i respect that..

but hey! i dun lik the phrase get a life.
what's with the gettin a life? who cares about having "no life" or watever when you just simply love the life you're living now
you want a life?? go collect 100 stars to get another life! noob!

okay..so who's going to make themselves loose? lets head down to yo ah yo!!

humans are actually damn ugly...i dun blame them but i hate the fact.


complicated society today, unlike in those flintstone times:
Scenario - How 2 idiots end their feud?

Society now
A: You slut!
B: I wanna sue you!

The lawsuit drag over time and after a year....STILL ONGOING.
with Defamation Act Cap.23, 42 & 52..including slandering, harrassment whatever Law crap.
Party guilty will be blah blah blah blah..

And in the end, both of them still not happy with one another.


Flintstone times

A: Busha hugga (you slut!)
B slap A, A slap B back...mutual slapping continues till either party dies.

SEE!! times in the past is much more simple! Feud ends easily! Cheers!!


Q:Why is Tigger always so dirty?
A: Cause he always plays with Pooh.